What’s that you say? Maniacs are picking up freely-available semi-automatic weapons and murdering schoolchildren on a regular basis? Have no fear, we will LEAP into action and excise this problem at it’s dark root: Backpacks!

This seems like a good place to leave this...

Yep, I can definitely see how it is Warren’s responsibility to make Trump stop calling her names by “proving” her heritage. Just like Obama silenced all his critics forever by releasing his birth certificate. If she doesn’t do this, then every racist thing Trump says for the rest of his life will be all her fault.

As the commentators noted during the first night of the team skating event, it’s easier to say “Russia” than “Olympic Athlete from Russia” and who are we fucking kidding anyway.

Coming up next on Radio KJEZ, the new hit single from Big Fun: “Tone-Deaf Heathers Remakes (Don’t Do It)!”

I agree that the mythology worked very well back in the day! However, the longer the series went on, the more it became apparent that Chris Carter didn’t have an actual plan, and put off providing answers by piling on more and more ludicrous questions, with no intention to wrap things up in a satisfying way. At this…

What an incredibly disappointing review. This is a story about an abused woman struggling to feel worthy and to “be something” despite the best efforts of the people who claim to love her, and may have been party to the violent assault of her competitor, and you have nothing at all to say about Harding herself, what…

This boggles my mind. Why would Pence’s self-imposed, self-monitored rules prevent infidelity or assault? Are his arbitrary dining guidelines somehow more binding than his marriage vows? Or, you know, the law?

What The Satanic Temple has always done is to demonstrate to Christians who feel entitled to push their religion on others that the separation of church and state is GOOD for them as well. When Christian groups distribute evangelical literature to kids in school, TST is there to say “Oh, are religious groups allowed…

I want to stress that there were many in the congregation who supported my right to free speech, yet were uncomfortable with the attention the church was receiving.

“As the Scout Law says: ‘A Scout is trustworthy, loyal’ — we could use some more loyalty, I will tell you that.”- President Donald Trump to American boy scouts, 07/24/17.

To those leaving disgusting comments about having “no sympathy” for Republicans caught in the floods, I just have to ask:

WHAT?! Ok, I was NOT on the side of this reboot, and had feelings of satisfaction reading the headline, but now I’ve read the whole article and I’m SUPER BUMMED! I didn’t know they tapped Javier Grillo-Marxuach for this! He’d be PERFECT! But I can see where “creative differences” might come in. He is a nut, in the…

What do you know? Turns out electing progressive, intelligent women to high levels of government is good for women and families. Thanks for today’s only good news!

I don’t really see what all the fuss is about here. It’s not like he said “It’s a mistake,” or “They shouldn’t have done this,” or “it’s a bad direction for the show,” or “it’s more important to consider the boys.” He AGREED that it was important to open the role to women, and he’s right that the Doctor has been an…

This whole thing is ridiculous, but honestly, my favourite part is Brigitte Macron taking Melania’s limp, uncooperative wrist and trying to give Melania a handshake that she is obviously trying to sublty squirm her way out of (I’m sure she has had a lot of practice casually resisting physical contact, and I can’t…

If their standard of proof is, “Assumed to be guilty when evidence is ‘unclear,’” then I assume ALL rapists are immediately imprisoned.

If he could see her shoulders, she deserved it.

It really is truly something that the House wants to deny essential health benefits to women, including prenatal care, while simultaneously worrying themselves over the appropriateness of shoulders and toes. Truly, our elected leaders are complex.

A brush against the shoulder, anything at this point, can be considered sexual assault and it’s a good thing to be educated about the laws.”