Support for legalization of marijuana is now up to 64%, according to a recent Gallup poll.

Finding out aliens really exists is the only possible ending for 2017 when you actually think about it.

Bobby Finger is doing the White Lord’s work.

Megyn Kelly Palette - 9/25/17-10/30/17

I’m glad you asked.

The only correct take on this obnoxious news comes from the delightful and consistently amazing Jay Smooth (if you are not aware of him and his fantastic videos, please familiarize yourselves immediately):

but only assholes would see it that way.

Dude, helpful ghosts can be incredibly nice. The ghost in our house was a dick to me throughout my childhood (I posted about it last year, but I would have to dig through last year’s entries to find my story), but after my father died when I was ten and my mother and her new husband got really, really abusive, that…

I wrote about a different creepy thing last year that happened in this same house, but I can’t find that post anymore (Thanks, Kinja!). Anyway, here’s another one that happened about a year before that other one.

Right before I turned 21 I moved to a new city, transferred colleges, and got an apartment by myself. I picked a place out on the third story of a rambling old Victorian mansion - a modest studio with white metal cabinets from the 1950's and a rusted fire escape which always gave me bad feelings. It was metal, and…

My senior year of college, my boyfriend lived off campus and so we spent a lot of time at his place. It was out in the middle of no where, surrounded by woods and only accessible by this one lane country road. One night, around Halloween, we decided to watch the movie The Strangers. It’s a horror movie about a couple…

1) omg yessssss! It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

YES. THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here come the mansplainers to mansplain mansplaining to us.

Nope, it has to do with men automatically assuming that women know less than them even when the women in question are experts in their fields.

She’s from Westchester. Remember Audra in “JAP Battle Rap”? “Your little pals can witness how vicious this Westchester alpha bitch is.” (I’m pretty obsessed with this show.)

This is why I don’t open the door for unexpected company. Or the phone for unknown numbers. Or talk to people in general.

He’ll be tried, convicted, pardoned, and back on the Trump team as the campaign manager for the Trump Midterm Election Traveling Circus and Grotesquerie ™.

The name for that color is staring us right in the face: