Those are truly terrifying. I want one.

Lady Gremlin is fly as fuck. Nuff said.

Ghost versus Smoke Monster should be an easy one.

i was all set to suck some marrow out of dudes’ femurs with baba yaga, but then you went and sold me on the actual hypothetical aesthetic of mothwoman.

(Replying to you because I’m grey and my original comment disappeared and hopefully now at least one person will see it, apologies for putting the pressure on you)

I guess I don’t understand. Why is it a bad thing to protect against sex discrimination? Or to keep pollution out of our air & water? Or to pay people equally for the same job? Or to have regulations in place to keep buildings from falling down or people from being poisoned? I just can’t wrap my mind around whatever…

Some people care about morals. Some care about costs. Some care about both. It’s just an even-handed response.

You’re getting this GOD DAMNED STAR not for the build up, which I am in complete agreement with, but for the last line. It’s a thing of beauty.

Holy shit am I tired of hearing the phrase “playing the victim” used about a woman who was literally just in a courtroom getting justice for being sexually assaulted this month.

apart from the Coon thing

Right Said Fred is in the song credits. That’s why you’re reminded of I’m Too Sexy.

Making up grandiose stories is usually a symptom of an underlying mental disorder (speaking as someone with bipolar disorder and a whole family of people with mental disorders). As an extreme example, when my grandfather had manic episodes he used to think the car was flying. My father would think he would be a…

Good grief.

It was I who saved Utah’s ass. Only after he tossed the gun, of course.

The rip off of manets bartender painting (a bar at folies-bergere) in “Coming to America” that is Hanging over McDowells mantel at his party. With the woman as a Black fastfood “waitress?”

That would be fun - every time someone cracks it open to grab a beer you could yell “KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED!”

They are saved by Johnny Utah before they hit the ground. Duh.

I read in the Facebook comments on an NPR article about Carhenge in Nebraska. Apparently the eclipse will pass over it and open a portal to the Transformers home world. Then the battle between Auto-bots and Decepticons will spill out into out world. Again, this was in the Facebook comments on an NPR article, so I…

The Ark of the Covenant from Raiders of the Lost Ark. You could use that as a cooler at a tailgate.

Without any hard data indicating that “if it weren’t for the pro-choice stance, I would vote democrat” is a significant voting block, this is one of the dumbest fucking things ever.