Tiger was unreal until someone with the same talent stood up to him. The moment Rory McIlroy turned pro was the end of Tiger’s pursuit of Jack. Tiger desperately tried to reconfigure his swing to compete with Rory after he obliterated Congressional but just hurt himself.

Don’t take HGH kids; it will fuck up your body.

Which Deadspin staffer do you think would be the easiest to convince to have sex with a woman? After Tom Ley, who is the gayest?

Are we talking straight, straight or Tom Ley straight*?

Steroids would also be accepted.

I can’t, but I know who can....

Grammar man misses point.

Much better. You actually understood the simple framework and were able to plug your own words in. The rest were flummoxed.

Too long. It has to be simple. Remember, the staff has roughly the same ability to construct complex sentences as my cat.

You have to include the word “man.” Modifying it with a simply adjective is also acceptable. “Handsome man makes comment” or in Jezland “Evil man oppresses with comment.”

Deadspin has been trying to make the whole man-verb-something forever. It’s not working. No one thinks it’s cute or funny. I’d recommend not adopting that. Writing like a Deadspin staffer will ruin your career.

Reading Jezspin is like reading Deadspin except with even more untalented writers. The combined talent of the Deadspin staff is roughly equivalent to a retarded 5 year old. The Jezspin talent level is barely human. We’re talking high functioning retarded baboons here.

What went wrong in your life where you spend your days correcting spelling on Kinja?

Imagine the absolute outrage on Deadspin when someone like Maverick McNealy-golfer at Stanford and son of a billionaire-gets the same stipend as a black basketball player from a poor family. There will be sooooooo many think pieces!

Pay them commiserate with their sport’s revenue stream and make them adhere to the same admissions standards as every other applicant. So if Tyrone the 5 star basketball recruit can’t crack 1400 on his SAT then no Duke for him.

I love it when Tom Ley talks economics. It’s like a 5th grader trying to teach calculus. He may know some of the numbers but has no idea what’s going on.

Seeing as how my parents are multimillionaires who have paid a disgusting amount of money in taxes, I think they see things differently.

“thoughts/musings of drooling fucking idiots.”

TRIGGERED. All sex is rape. When a man has sex with a woman he rapes her. Who cares if the rapist orgasms?

MEN ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!