I’m a millennial but holy fuck is it annoying that certain people *cough, cough Hannah Keyser* of my generation feel the need to defend millennials against any slight (real or perceived). My parents are Baby Boomers and couldn’t care less what people think of their generation.

Once my car broke down and had to be towed. I took a cab home which broke down on the highway so I had to take another cab. That cab got rear ended so I had to take another. When I went back to get my car I found out that it had been stolen off the lot.

Tom has a post today about Antonio Brown’s dick, one admiring an old man and another expressing his desire to be cuddled by a man.