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This will never, ever, ever happen. Even if Trump declares the “emergency,” you can’t just start building a wall right away. First, who is going to be building it? The military? Okay, maybe. But the authority to use the military to build something as part of an emergency decree is on very shaky ground. Also, it’s

Enough with the Skyline Chili stories!

If you recall back to the Kavanaugh hearing/shit show, Klobuchar was the one that got him to show that aside from the credible accusations of sexual assault, Kavanaugh didn’t have the bearing or temperament to hand out basketballs at the ‘Y’. This was right before ‘Ol Lindsay caught a big case of the vapors and took

He certainly is. He also can’t see.

No ‘shop; dude just no space for a frontal lobe.

By the power of GRAY WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You seem to miss the point, which is, keep that shit, whatever your beliefs are, to yourself. Some don’t, and I find it annoying.

...about the Dukes of Hazzard.  

Makes you think . . .

Sorry, I’m not following your logic. You claim it’s hard (huh huh heh) to know who to root for in this?? The fuck cares Bezos is a rich guy, Splinter politics be damnned? AMI and Pecker (godDAMNit, this is a difficult response to get through!) are best buddies with Orange Marmalard, and it was his stated objective to

I’m no fan of Bezos’ business practices but I hope he obliterates these clowns. 

Trump doesn’t remember a goddamn thing. When he says “David Purdue is an incredible senator, if you remember” that last part is totally a tell that some handler had to remind him who he was talking about before the interview.

In addition to that, he’s also lying.

Not to mention that she didn’t actually lose the race, so much as it was stolen; or does he not remember how Kemp, as Secretary of State, refused to recuse himself from being involved in a tight election where he was also one of the candidates?

To run for president you’re supposed to have won, unless you’re a non-politician like me. I’d never ran. I’m one for one.”

She hears a voice from her closet and SHE OPENS THE DOOR?!??

Nice enough guy, just has a tendency to comb over when not invited.

Dodgers fan? Now more like an Angel.

“This was the biggest inauguration slush fund in history PERIOD! Both in person and around the oligarchs!”