Sorry, I’m not following your logic. You claim it’s hard (huh huh heh) to know who to root for in this?? The fuck cares Bezos is a rich guy, Splinter politics be damnned? AMI and Pecker (godDAMNit, this is a difficult response to get through!) are best buddies with Orange Marmalard, and it was his stated objective to…

I’m no fan of Bezos’ business practices but I hope he obliterates these clowns. 

Trump doesn’t remember a goddamn thing. When he says “David Purdue is an incredible senator, if you remember” that last part is totally a tell that some handler had to remind him who he was talking about before the interview.

In addition to that, he’s also lying.

Not to mention that she didn’t actually lose the race, so much as it was stolen; or does he not remember how Kemp, as Secretary of State, refused to recuse himself from being involved in a tight election where he was also one of the candidates?

“To run for president you’re supposed to have won, unless you’re a non-politician like me. I’d never ran. I’m one for one.”

She hears a voice from her closet and SHE OPENS THE DOOR?!??

Nice enough guy, just has a tendency to comb over when not invited.

Man, the one time a Dodgers fan stays for the 9th. 

Dodgers fan? Now more like an Angel.

“This was the biggest inauguration slush fund in history PERIOD! Both in person and around the oligarchs!”

What Time Does The Winners And Losers Of Super Bowl LIII Start?

Jann Wenner and Lorne Michaels seem like they’d be great pals.

In case you are unsure, and you don’t want to look it up, “athwart” is how Mike Tyson pronounces “asswart”.

I don’t understand the narrative that people doubted this team could win. I don’t think anyone doubted that. I think far more people were resigned to that fact, disgusted by the inevitability, but no one doubted it.

Everyone seems to be missing an even greater issue with the Patriots winning last night; the Rams losing brought the people of St. Louis immense joy. Unforgivable 

Too lazy to grow a real crop

You know how your sometimes fart so hard you feel a little wetness between your buttcheeks? That’s your post