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Because they see drug addiction as a moral failing instead of a medical emergency. Plus they’re assholes. 

I see what you did there.  One of the worst things I've seen Trump do (it's a long list) was make fun of and mimic a journalist's disability while his son Barron is disabled.  Not even his own son's disability can give him an ounce of empathy for others with disabilities.  He's a sociopath.

Make Futból Bueno Again

You really can't tell that it's a mocking headline meant to satirize a position Trump held when it was convenient?

No one gives a fuck that you don’t understand the issue.

 Goddamn sealions. 

The problem is what is now called “socialism” used to be called “good government.” If you spent government money, you taxed to pay for what you bought.

If, On The Other Hand, You’ve Been Waiting All These Years To See Bobby Hurley Eat Some Shit Off A Basketball Court, Congratulations, You Forgot That His NBA Career Was Derailed Nineteen Games Into His Rookie Year When He Got T-Boned While Not Wearing His Seat Belt And Was Thrown From His Vehicle In The Crash,

Putin found himself the perfect Patsy. I don’t think in his wildest dreams he thought it’d be this easy to sow dissent and install a puppet into the most powerful office in the world, and yet here we are. Surely he thought it'd take more time than it did.

One of the thoughts that I’ve hated more than anything over the last 300 million years it feels like Trump has been President, is the amount of credit he gets for being some next level supervillain genius who’s masterfully manipulating the press and his believers.

“Nice marmot”. 

So tired of looking at this little shithead

“Really good move, here Jim. You see, in the game of chess, when you saw your own leg off, you have to take a timeout”

Also, lighting a pithfork? Is that how they work?

+1 Royksopp

The over $800 million ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ has grossed...

So, this guy can’t make a speech that could be political at the school buuuuuuuuuuuut the school sends kids decked out in MAGA hats to a political rally.

MAKES SENSE.

I just want to know why is he wearing his coat? It’s not like he ran out to get the food personally. Was he not planning on staying long? Is the staff personnel that turns the heat off and on also furloughed along with the kitchen staff? Is it his (or Putin’s) secret intention to turn the Clemson football teams into

I was almost hoping for a Rams/Chargers Superbowl just so it could be NFL broadcast nightmare. It would be the lowest rated game ever.

God, those Eagles fans are uniquely awful in the NFL.