Of course Trump hates Bezos.

What a bunch of BS that is! You’re dismissing a great deal of valuable knowledge and experience that is available to this country and is becoming increasingly ignored by immature knowitalls who don’t have a clue what they don’t even know. 

Don’t forget white trash. 

Everyone—regardless of background—agrees that old people—regardless of background—are stupid and useless.

Which is really a modern realization, because way back the olds were venerated as wise. Then the young got wind that the wisdom was bullshit and it hasn’t been the same since. I chalk it up to technology.

And everyone GETS OLD. Ageism is bullshit just like the rest.

Tan suit crisis 2.0!

“She wore a black coat to her orientation, a white coat to her swearing in, and now a THIRD coat, in MAROON? Anyone who can afford to buy maroon clothes is not as poor as she’s pretending to be.”

I can hear Fox and Friends already.

The portly young man looks to be admiring his handiwork, but he's actually just winded.

Mmmm!

I suspect the entire speech is only going to be about 14 words long.

Republicans think “Footloose” is a documentary

Nothing wrong with divorcing an abusive spouse. Bring on the breakdown.

Only if you think immigrants never assimilate into their new country and they continue being immigrants for generations. 

The Raiders should just go on tour next year, like they’re the damn Grateful Dead. Every Sunday a new city, let them ride in tour busses, just barnstorm the damn countryside. Gruden and Mark Davis should be the bus drivers and Dwayne Harris can be the guy to yell “Thank you [city name]! There will be no encores!”.

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if they went with an actual Captain Planet villain. 

He resigned instead of being fired in call from a flunkie or by a tweet from Individual-1? Every living organism has a survival instinct.

I did.

So until a couple days ago, he was the head coach of a professional women’s hockey team, a hockey announcer and the VP of a bank?