“People are threatened by Nick’s age and his reputation as this young political savant,” a former White House official told Politico.

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Suspects

Yup. And they came with four on the floor. 

Based on the image, and Iowa, I genuinely thought this was going to be about a corn/banana mixup, like some officials used a banana toy to represent an ear of corn and caused some outrage.  Life in my imagination is much simpler and gentler than reality, I suppose.

Reporter: “Boxers or briefs?”

And Jimmy Carter outlives another one.  

In keeping with his obsession with undoing all of Obama’s achievements, Trump appears to be trying to kill the very American auto industry that Obama helped save.

You can fuck all the way off into a trash compactor with that shit about my mother/aunt/sister whatever; I don’t need to have female family members to recognize the importance of equality. That said, they’re all black women - and black women have been at the forefront of civil rights issues in America long before…

But remember, Prince Salmon has vigorously denied authorizing the murder maybe five (FIVE!) times at different points, including as recently as a few days ago.  Guilty people don’t possess the righteous stamina to lie that many times.

The most embarrassing death humanly possible has already happened and I don’t know how anyone could possibly beat it.

Some fun facts:

Conservatives have this bizarre fascination with thinking that people can’t be poor because they have something that’s nice. People on welfare can’t really be poor if they have cell phones or refrigerators. That kind of shit. Like, maybe she bought it a long time ago? Maybe someone gave it to her? Maybe she just takes…

That shoulder bag she’s carrying seems to be leather. You’d think someone who doesn’t have money would carry her things in a plastic Dollar General bag! And look, she’s wearing shoes! For someone who claims to have limited means, having shoes seems like a bit of a luxury.

-Elizabeth Warren has never mentioned her ancestry to get a job. Jobs that people have claimed to have hired her based on race have said “we literally never knew about that until after she was hired.” They have said this many, many times.

So they should stick with the policy of mocking people with disabilities?

They’re creative people trying to create entertaining media under a very short time frame. As a result, sometimes their barbs are misaimed and go too far.

I’m glad that the guy who belongs to a white nationalist political party doesn’t have any hard feelings.

“Kaiser Wilhelm is being recognized more and more.”