It’s GUMBY, dammit!

So her routine was known ahead of time? Sounds like they knew they had a high chance of getting her on these charges then. 

When officers witnessed those activities, three detectives approached the stage. Daniels allegedly made her way toward two detectives, leaned over and grabbed their faces. She shoved each of their faces between her breasts, court documents said.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but bone spurs will keep you out of Nam.

Wow, that's not Smellania.  Very weird stuff.

I think Melania just overdid it with the fillers. Plus, picking a double that actually looks like Melania wouldn’t be BoneSpur’s style. He’d pick a completely different looking (and much younger) woman and then declare that this was what Melania has always looked like and only someone who hates America and loves MS-13…

She was protesting ICE and the forced removal of migrant children from their parents.

The existence of slavery in this country brands your republicanism as a sham, your humanity as a base pretence, and your Christianity as a lie ... Oh! be warned! be warned! a horrible reptile is coiled up in your nation’s bosom; the venomous creature is nursing at the tender breast of your youthful republic; for the…

Ahh good to know. Maybe those splotches on my son’s towels are evidence of his skincare routine.

This would have been prevented if the teachers had been armed.

Have they released the name of the Second Amendment activist who committed this shooting?  Or what regiment of the well-regulated militia he’s from?

Hoodies are a suspicious item of clothing; apparently, this, not so much.

Wow, gun violence AND an assault on a free press all in one? It’s like the conservative dream. 

Don’t worry, we’re on it.

Man, the things that you could get away with before 9/11. 

Bad dog.

But what happens if:

There was a tweet on the subject which did highlight one difference. I’ll have to paraphrase, as I can’t find the original tweet again.

Yeah, the major difference is in what they do when they’re called out. Hence we see the NYAG resign within four hours of this all coming out, whereas the GOP nearly elected a credibly accused pedophile and still supports a credibly accused serial abuser in the White House.

Don’t get me wrong - dickbag serial abusers…