Michelle, I love you enough to not ask you to run for President. Even though you would look great on money.

“an angry white working class” = idiocracy afraid to lose a white privilege that has overstayed its visit into a global, progressive 21st century, who don’t realize achieving racial parity is not going to take anything away from their lame, mediocre asses, and will, in fact, make their lives the better for it.

I get where you’re coming from re: finding someone else not related to other politicians, but Eva Peron is not a good example. Clinton has been politically active since she was in high school, continued to be in college, pursued a degree in law, and has been influencing policy her entire life. She had the unfortunate…

Jack White is funnier than I expected.

Thank goodness it wasn’t a mortar injury.

Every Cringe Begins With Cade

Like dad used to say - “son, never do 100 yard sprints in a 90 yard gym.”

Yeah, it’s obviously not the same guy. I’m just saying look at him.

One of the many, many exhausting things about this administration - and the election leading to it - is moments like this where events tease that finally, finally this will be what topples Trump.

And it never. fucking. happens.

Trump, a compulsive liar, has only told one truth during this entire nightmare, and that was…

I don’t think the reviewer is trying to demean anything. I personally believe this version of Roseanne is a hollow imitation of the show’s prime years. I also have the same opinion of two other revivals in Will & Grace and The X-Files. Roseanne is one of my favorite shows and I will always watch the reruns, but…

The trap door will need to be extra wide for his FAT ass.

Someone said something bad about Merkle?

Who.mentioned Germany?

He’s bullying Trump, not Angela Merkel.

sounds like jealousy talking.

Abortion is a very emotionally and politically charged topic, and the decision to have one shouldn’t be made lightly. However, poking fun at a bunch of old hypocrites who claim to want to ban the practice for most citizens while secretly paying for their mistresses to have the procedure is fairly humorous.

OK.

I hope we all rally around this awesome, no-fucks-to-bequeath bitch. I’m delighted that she’s become a household name in a weekend.