*cable car

Pistols at dawn, but yeah- fuck traitor-fellating AMI.

Neither Peter Thiel, nor Hulk Hogan, ever had a high road and a small jury pool of shithead Floridians disagreed.

We’ve already seen those:

Longtime Bay Area sports staple Ray Ratto writing here yesterday—ostensibly celebrating all the punting on Sunday—made me think of Ray Guy and then some more childhood favorite Raiders, like Lester “The Molester” Hayes, Kenny King and Cliff Branch. Branch, turns out, lost his home in the recent Santa Rosa fires, and…

That KTVU guy seems like kind of a dick.

Just an uplifting hot stove moment to get you stoked for spring, bro

Ok. I think you missed my point—or have your own agenda—but ok.

I’m sure Neeson’s agent and the producers of Cold Pursuit are in full agreement.

Once I started reading this I felt forced to finish it. Anyone else?

Enjoy the deep kisses!

I don’t really agree, but starred it for the relatability. 

HFCS? I just couldn’t believe it when the joint GOT/Bud Light commercial dragon-torched the jousting event after the ogre knight gouged in the eyes of the Dilly-Dilly knight. Fuckin’ dark, man

It’s okay, that’s how Tom treats family so we’re good here.

My fave: “Win it for Aaron!”

Well, when you finally score some be sure to cover all the mirrors in your pad before you dose. You DO NOT want to watch yourself throw up.

Christ what a phony

A very quiet one.

He would make an excellent quarterback, preternaturally finding those open receivers in the middle distance. Like a savant.

He’s the most special Trump of all.