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Yes, always- go on...

“prestigious Australian literary prize” -good one, m8

Only suckers don’t get paid to play- that’s when you know you’re good

Whether you’re part of a clandestine bonesaw wielding kill team, or part of a squad of downtown summary executioners, we can all agree that money is delicious, and everyone has a price. Even in Riyadh.

Am I happier that persnickety pastry chefs are finally being eliminated, or sadder that artisanal pasta makers are being replaced? Such a fine line between clever and stupid.

This sounds familiar... Ah, yes!

All that, and I like to believe still that Putin wound up the right agent of destabilizing chaos; “Wow I can’t believe that worked!” he says, smacking himself in the forehead. 

For trolling Americans in the future, the words are “nonsense” and “pitchfork”...

So simple a caveman can do it.

“Which” “time zone”.

I can’t stomach watching either of those two vomit their ridiculous and loathsome perspectives nor endure their grating voices, so I’ll take your word for it.

The government’s already been shut down, you dumb motherfucker

“Suck it, Michael Beschloss!”

Fun facts: Quad Cities is comprised of five cities (wut)—three of which are in Illinois—and all of their Djs boom that Miami bass!

Yep the ol’ put-a-bird-on-it defense

The best part about agism is that it cuts a unifying swath across all the other -isms. Everyone--regardless of background—agrees that old people—regardless of background—are stupid and useless.

They are also good with pork!

Yet we can always find a way to shoehorn them into the conversation

When will white people ever learn to finally accept each other