[ksht] “George Soros on line one, Mr. Kirk”

Too many goddamn Bretts all of a sudden. 

“Little Teddy’s HFCS Fix”

“GIF’d” : MMA :: “posterized” : NBA

“...and I still like beer, so fuck you.” (Takes victory lap)

I think there are only 2 people who really want to see this thing through at this point: Trump and Kavanaugh. 

This is great, but I’d also love to see some big, burly dudes all up in these weasels’ personal spaces asking the same questions while leaning in a vaguely menacing fashion. We must have some of those on our side too, no?

“That’s great news! Now- who’s up for a drink?” —Beltway tippler, Bart O’Kavanaugh

If you could pick a consistent way to spell Kavanaugh that would be great. 

He was one of Ken Starr’s henchmen in the Vince Foster suicide conspiracy inquiry, at least (I actually honestly hope the Clinton’s are getting some sweet long game revenge!) But no matter what happens though, Kavanaugh has clearly demonstrated today that he does not have a judicial temperament, and how on earth could…

Bring back Friday koans!

Makes sense- whenever I’m hungry, I hit myself in the head with a 2x4. Perfectly normal reaction. 

Sort of a palate cleanser for all things Dave Eggers...coincidence? I think not. 

God, the projection- from President Mushroom Dick right on down the line to the bottom of the deplorable swamp. Your brain is bad and broken. 

It’s always amusing when hyperbole sounds more hysterical than what it’s employed to mock. 

Nope- just 51. 

There is nothing more suspicious than a Northern Californian woman with a PhD. and ties to Stanford.

Good guy with a billboard...stands his ground: film at 11

Love your timing, Clarice