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So who’s directing, and who’s going to star in the film adaptation?

Maybe she was so shaken by his conviction it stirred her to act.

The comedy gold that was the Palin family. 

There are white housekeepers in NYC? Or maybe a better question is would he employ any other kind?

Grunge is dead, man.

I’m amazed she didn’t cry “affirmative action”.

Nice try, Fake News Nikolai- them was Cubanos!

Absolutely.

Birchfield and Alicie’s fave character on G.L.O.W. is Zoya the Destroyer

Patrick Swayze: “Wolverines!!”

And fuck Paul Ryan for good measure. 

🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏿‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏾‍♀️!!

After President Fuckhead sold out whatever vestiges of our fraught empire today, why not save a little dough and trundle out a perfectly acceptable alternative?

In all fairness to the NRA, the founding fathers were only concerned with the king of England, so there’s no need to get ourselves in a tizzy over that which could not be foreseen, which is in turn a strict interpretation of original intent so it’s all good. (The mental gymnastics are difficult, but not undo-able, you

Regardless, it’s open season on anyone in a MAGA hat now. Or the Young Republicans at your area college campus. 

Just go see RBG if it’s still in your area. It’s amazing, and the more money it makes the better. 

You’d think Eric would be able to acquire his own ball by now, but here we are*

That’s why it’s important for the ivory-towered or otherwise “elite” to speak nicely to all the bridge and tunnel. 

The middle child (left) gets all the looks, but somehow still needs more attention- why is that?

Jezebel can’t go after Trump? Or hasn’t? I don’t understand