Nice try, Fake News Nikolai- them was Cubanos!

Absolutely.

Birchfield and Alicie’s fave character on G.L.O.W. is Zoya the Destroyer

Patrick Swayze: “Wolverines!!”

And fuck Paul Ryan for good measure. 

🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏿‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏾‍♀️!!

After President Fuckhead sold out whatever vestiges of our fraught empire today, why not save a little dough and trundle out a perfectly acceptable alternative?

In all fairness to the NRA, the founding fathers were only concerned with the king of England, so there’s no need to get ourselves in a tizzy over that which could not be foreseen, which is in turn a strict interpretation of original intent so it’s all good. (The mental gymnastics are difficult, but not undo-able, you…

Regardless, it’s open season on anyone in a MAGA hat now. Or the Young Republicans at your area college campus. 

Just go see RBG if it’s still in your area. It’s amazing, and the more money it makes the better. 

You’d think Eric would be able to acquire his own ball by now, but here we are*

That’s why it’s important for the ivory-towered or otherwise “elite” to speak nicely to all the bridge and tunnel. 

The middle child (left) gets all the looks, but somehow still needs more attention- why is that?

Jezebel can’t go after Trump? Or hasn’t? I don’t understand

You’re a fucking retard bro

I approve of this playground taunt. 

“Victimized by some actual victims” Surely, the Germans have some cool sounding word for this ironic condition

Data point: it’s also used in No Country For Old Men, set in the early ‘80s.

How’s that going so far?

It’s probably not the nadir of our garbage social media experiment, but it’ll do until the next one gets here