While I agree, I’m not sure 3/4 of the planet does :(

When punching down becomes boring, gotta heighten it! #chasingdragons

Maybe he clips funny cartoons from the New Yorker. I do that sometimes. May I have a gun, please?

Write your own obituary—and keep it updated—if you want to be remembered in death how you thought of yourself in life.

Good to see 41 keeping his hands to himself.

Got a problem with Occam’s Razor bro?

Hehe!

Are any other state legislatures pondering secession? Or did you not retain the main idea of the article

Some people put a lot of time, effort, and money into oppressive scapegoating . The Fourth Reich—for example—springs to mind.

Low country BBQ is the least among all BBQ’s, so no real loss there. #bbqtrolling

I wonder how many of these blustering legislators are up for re-election this year, and if this is just red meat for the constituents (which obviously doesn’t say much about the constituents if it’s a successful gambit, other than that the representational system works wherein a few reprehensible idiots represent many…

Thirsty wannabe ally is thirsty.

Isn’t that the moment a would-be assailant would strike? The second the guy who had the gun puts it on the table? Isn’t the safety in the concealed weapon that you still have access to, not the one sitting on the table out of your hand? It’s almost like some gun owners don’t have critical thinking skills, and when you…

I can’t tell what’s the more aggregious violation- the cultural appropriation disguised as alliance, or dude wearing his own tour t-shirt

That track was pretty bomb.

Is this one of those questions that gets asked at house parties in Denver?

From The Godmother: “Leave the gun; take the cannoli, dear.” The possibilities seem endless.

Edited for fatuousness bordering on tone deaf

“Oh those fucking Edwardians- don’t get me started” they’d say, twirling their parasols in self righteous disgust

Looks like I struck a noive- oh, happy day!