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Fantastic thread- it’s almost like Trump was never elected, and Gawker puns were still the order of the day. Oh well- but thanks

We got the meats!

Darker than the winter solstice, not a month away, now. A confused and fairly reticent +1

Is there an Edward R. Hoser award we should all be paying more attention to?

Pictured: the administration of the 45th American presidency in its natural habitat

There’s also that girl in Niagara Falls. You wouldn’t know her.

“Frankenstien” wha?

“👍👍” —Peter Paul Rubens

Even if my heart wasn’t in a sling—on the heels of half a tryst with a woman who was there the whole time—this heretofore unheard track would’ve destroyed me, despite the Robert Fripp solo. Angelic

There’s an idea that if there were term limits everywhere even less would be accomplished, because it takes some time for newly elected officials to get established or familiar with a system upon taking a seat. There are many incumbents I’d prefer to stay in office to keep a steady hand on the tiller (i.e. Patty

“NO HATE FOR YOU!”

Try getting a grip on context first. You gotta learn to walk before you can run.

Defensiveness so thick you can cut it with a knife.

Ok you two- that’s enough Galaxy Quest alien improv. Time for bed

You’re on fire tonight

God bless Kinja.

My safe word is “Lego”

ProTip: clean up your family’s house before you invite your mistress over. Nothing kills the mood faster than stepping on a Lego