And behind those little doors filled with tasty delights and hearty fare were about 13 employees keeping them freshly stocked.

This is a fake news site?

Occam himself couldn’t have shaved a more likely scenario.

I too pray that I shall be beer clean...some day...

I’ll just bury this down here for you to imbibe at your leisure

“rather like the old suit, wot?” Hilarious

So’s RG3.

Lourdes of the Flies

What if we made Beauty Queens in to movie, but wait for the twist: cast boys instead.

Trudeau on Trump: He’s as handsome as he is smart.

“Why did you leave your last country?”

Maybe he’s sick of being a Shark- they don’t even have a cool rally song

Love that guy.

Chamucas, Corralejo or Cazadores neat after work, then Hite with dinner, then more añejos and kush for dessert. Then water and beddie-byes.

Nah, just ham handed.

Pork for MIC states keeps the base primed.

“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you’re winning so they bust out the MRAPs and bayonets” So much for the nascent guardian (vs. warrior) mentality

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