Maybe if you send the Budapest based engineers some nice Liptauer cheese, or a bowl of sour cherry soup, they could be moved to accommodate you.

She could star as a young M in a series of MI-6 prequels. Your welcome, Hollywood.

Isn’t every day Christian Day?

“I’ve prepared today’s memo for you, sir...”

You’ll get used to it, just like the Hotel California

Don’t be fooled: Thin Mints are the real killers.

It’s sad that Left Shark got more attention. Simpler times :(

A spokesperson for the Arizona Republican Party told Vice News, “ As soon as this was brought to our attention we got caught, the page was taken down. This was obviously a mistake we didn’t give a shit what you would think, and yet with chutzpah bigger than elephantiasis of a wild boar’s testicles, we apologize.”

♪♫ 6-5, 2-3-6, 3-2oooh-ooh-oooh ♬♩♬ Sounds familiar

Oh is this happening in Mississippi

Gotta reroute them scientician monies to the bankrupted Secret Service budget.

See you at Neumo’s on October 26th, lady.

I’d also watch for some form of draconian legislation to get proposed and passed by both houses and signed into law in two and a half minutes while the citizenry is outside, distracted with paper plates and hole punchers.

Sounds rough, she deserved better. There must’ve been tons of buyer’s remorse.

One can almost feel the bullet passing through Moe Green’s oracular cavity

What’s the over/under on how many people will run out of toilet paper, gas, food, or die in gridlock on isolated 2 lane highways in Eastern Oregon tomorrow?

Ever seen Serpico? No good deed goes unpunished.

“We covet that which we see every day, Clarice”

By giving Daily Stormer life online, is that not playing God more so than by doing nothing?

I still get in debates almost every time I drink whiskey.