Not only that but his young Norm MacDonald impression is terrible.

He marched on Pike Place Market, and no one hit him with a fish. I am disappoint

And why would an owner whine publicly on the receipt before the guest has a chance to tip his own employee better? Just shut the fuck up and be grateful no one notices happy hour prices going up 15 cents across the board to cover that rising tide, lifting all them boats. Stupid jerk.

If you can stomach a little (pretty good) sportsball writing, the screed against the 48th American statehood featured on this other site that also uses Kinja is a hoot http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-arizona-cardinals-1797815626

Just what’s needed when two car-share smart cars are taking up one perfectly good parking space. Just park on top of them.

Elwood: Charlottesville Nazis?

In answer to your first question: yes, moor or less

Or a statue of Heather Heyer, the slain protestor at Charlottesville.

I feel like that would be among the classier endeavors in the offing.

Move to suspend until 46th president (at least): all in favor, say “aye”

He opposed it so much he led 600,000 Americans to their deaths. And he was a slave holder. Was Grant? I forget.

What’s with the come-hither open gull wing, little spoon?

“Mommy someone left a SnoBall in the potty!” nom-nom-nom

Maybe she meant country music.

The old suicide squeeze. This game is 90% physical

If only white southern pride kept its expectations in the realm of the real

tl;dr

So- vigorous and vocal public outrage can right the ship? Take heed, them that squandered their — or, right to — vote.

Me too, but is there precedence for a win here? Have always appreciated the law based commentariat haunting these boards, weighing in, bickering. The lawyer jokes were also good

One could say the Pixies are responsible for Kurt’s death, and the world’s awareness of Courtney. Nice work, Pixies.

One could say the Pixies are responsible for Kurt’s death, and the world’s awareness of Courtney. Nice work, Pixies.