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So’s RG3.

Lourdes of the Flies

What if we made Beauty Queens in to movie, but wait for the twist: cast boys instead.

Trudeau on Trump: He’s as handsome as he is smart.

“Why did you leave your last country?”

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Maybe he’s sick of being a Shark- they don’t even have a cool rally song

Love that guy.

Chamucas, Corralejo or Cazadores neat after work, then Hite with dinner, then more añejos and kush for dessert. Then water and beddie-byes.

Nah, just ham handed.

Pork for MIC states keeps the base primed.

“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you’re winning so they bust out the MRAPs and bayonets” So much for the nascent guardian (vs. warrior) mentality

REPLICANTS TO HOST COMEDY/VARIETY SHOW

Moonghazi! Totalitygate!

Maybe if you send the Budapest based engineers some nice Liptauer cheese, or a bowl of sour cherry soup, they could be moved to accommodate you.

She could star as a young M in a series of MI-6 prequels. Your welcome, Hollywood.

Isn’t every day Christian Day?

“I’ve prepared today’s memo for you, sir...”

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You’ll get used to it, just like the Hotel California

Don’t be fooled: Thin Mints are the real killers.