It’s sad that Left Shark got more attention. Simpler times :(

A spokesperson for the Arizona Republican Party told Vice News, “ As soon as this was brought to our attention we got caught, the page was taken down. This was obviously a mistake we didn’t give a shit what you would think, and yet with chutzpah bigger than elephantiasis of a wild boar’s testicles, we apologize.”

♪♫ 6-5, 2-3-6, 3-2oooh-ooh-oooh ♬♩♬ Sounds familiar

Oh is this happening in Mississippi

Gotta reroute them scientician monies to the bankrupted Secret Service budget.

See you at Neumo’s on October 26th, lady.

I’d also watch for some form of draconian legislation to get proposed and passed by both houses and signed into law in two and a half minutes while the citizenry is outside, distracted with paper plates and hole punchers.

Sounds rough, she deserved better. There must’ve been tons of buyer’s remorse.

One can almost feel the bullet passing through Moe Green’s oracular cavity

What’s the over/under on how many people will run out of toilet paper, gas, food, or die in gridlock on isolated 2 lane highways in Eastern Oregon tomorrow?

Ever seen Serpico? No good deed goes unpunished.

“We covet that which we see every day, Clarice”

By giving Daily Stormer life online, is that not playing God more so than by doing nothing?

I still get in debates almost every time I drink whiskey.

Not only that but his young Norm MacDonald impression is terrible.

He marched on Pike Place Market, and no one hit him with a fish. I am disappoint

And why would an owner whine publicly on the receipt before the guest has a chance to tip his own employee better? Just shut the fuck up and be grateful no one notices happy hour prices going up 15 cents across the board to cover that rising tide, lifting all them boats. Stupid jerk.

If you can stomach a little (pretty good) sportsball writing, the screed against the 48th American statehood featured on this other site that also uses Kinja is a hoot http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-arizona-cardinals-1797815626

Just what’s needed when two car-share smart cars are taking up one perfectly good parking space. Just park on top of them.

Elwood: Charlottesville Nazis?