I’m guessing it’s inspired by a song where the protagonist has music in his ears.

You managed to make it weirder- kudos!

How either of them can get through this charade with a straight face is beyond me. If I was her, I would’ve burst out laughing halfway through restating the question he’s trying dodge. And how Spicer gets through the day in general is unfathomable (I bet he’s had any mirrors he could catch a glance of himself in…

Yeah, but no one spells (or pronounces) “restaurateur” right.

Goddamn doodymandering

11 months and up. Li’l Future’s what, 34 months? So.

Pretty, pretty, pretty- pretty cool

So were Trump’s unrealistic real estate schools.

Detachable legs wtf?

Give the hivemind a second or two to collect itself, and double down.

We wish- even HAL9000 had less (collective) cognitive dissonance.

Sounds like a sweet gig with a pension. Sign me up

We ended racism here, tonight my liege!

🎶 La polilla, la polilla, ya no mas puede volar, 🎵porque el hombre, era de carácter débil, y la mujer no tiene tiempo para esta mierda 🎶

Dopes spring eternal.

Shampoop

Baseball is the last bastion of sports related wackiness that that takes place cleanly in a calendar year. With all the stürm und drang of the current global “leadership”, go with the gut feeling of your first graph. #nowmorethanever

Putting a clock on baseball is as ridiculous as taking baseball managers out of their pajamas uniforms. I’m not great at analogies, but some things you just shouldn’t fuck with. Millenial attention span be damned please get off my lawn thank you.

https://www.candicewiggins.com/testimony I think she’s extra defensive and sanctimonious because her father died of AIDS.

Wonder where the persecution complex is coming from.