Sounds like I’m going to have to double my efforts at being a suppressive person.

I think we can all agree that a nice corned brisket-with a little cabbage and potatoes! with mustard! don’t forget the mustard!-is something we can all agree on. That! and that snakes are bad. Generally speaking, of course.

You should have a problem with the current Oval Office, then.

I’d say the closer analogy is that the white guy also has a terrible haircut.

Then you got ripped off.

If being “politically correct” is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

Ah, Romania-

True! I just hope he stays quit of those coffin nails. I mean, cigarettes are delicious no doubt, but.

These guys should really think this stuff through- do you really want no one but white people making your carne asada tacos, mean greens, or ma po tofu? Didn’t think so. Ok then

I used to mourn losing the Obamas to term limits- but I’m happy to remember they will now be with us for the next 30+ years, finally free from the constraints of public service to honestly say what they’ve been saying all along.

What have you done to my thread, tovarisch. It’s like a siege within a siege.

“Only 205 weeks to go”— anyone out there have a living great-grandparent hailing from the former Leningrad metroplex? Any ProTips are welcome.

Bruised tailbone. Sprained coccyx. Never was there a more lingering or painful double entendre of debilitating injury. Unless there is.

It’s like a bizarro world Habitats For Humanity. Jimmy Carter in reverse.

This is really going to help my New Year’s resolution to lose those pesky extra 10 pounds. Melania should co-opt a FLOTUS starvation fitness initiative. I mean, fuck a “White House garden” amirite

IKEA recalled 80,000 baby gates–”patrull”–last year; bet he could negotiate a deep discount. Might even injure a few totally not Christian Somalis or Sudanese who flew to Mexico instead on their way to chop off a few heads here like they do.

He’s still a turd.

So is was penchant for muumuus driven by toxoplasmosis?

And here’s the artist in his signature muumuu with a (feral?) kitty-cat

Interesting story: while at first glance you would wonder how this could possibly be a surname, it’s actually from old Lebanese and refers to the family who discovered babaganouj.