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It’s why he’s so mad at the world, I’m sure. When you hate how you look, everyone will suffer.

It’s why he’s so mad at the world, I’m sure. When you hate how you look, everyone will suffer.

Looking at you, Eric.

You only have 3 moves left to get to Kevin Bacon. We’re counting on you.

Totally works!

Great burner name!

“Malignia”. Look, if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me.

The Round Mound of Rebound doubles down.

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Is there a city celebrated with more popular and better songs in American culture?

NAFTA renegotiations already underway, Trump train unstoppable! (Sorry- been trollin’ Breitbart lately; everybody talks like that over there, it’s crazy)

When you come at the King, you best not diss.

Get elected by the long form immigration status conspiracy, get hoisted by the long form immigration status conspiracy. Glass mansions getcha every time

See you at the Regal Beagle.

+ .5 Hemingways

He knows the base at home is struggling to keep score.

“Look at me, creating jobs over here!” -President Bannon

I once heard that during WW2, potential German infiltrators would be asked if they knew the 2nd stanza to The Star Spangled Banner. If they did, they were immediately detained because no one knows any more of it besides the one we sing.