Ironically, she should have lied more on the campaign trail.

He was such a careless President, he forgot to take all the guns.

Yes, I’m pretty sure Frank Ocean likes cars more than girls.

Howbout the “Ohio Players”?

Mr. Trump, don’t build that wall. (someone’s got to get him to say this)

“Down with gravity!” “Einstein was full of shit!” “Take two leeches and call me in the morning!”

A fancy, shaggy dog if you will. The question is whether Trump will actually pay the plant, though.

Fuck that, Go Falcons!

I was hoping no one would point that out :) Plus it won’t be mistaken for French.

Oof- there’s a lot of laugh-free alternative jokes in there.

The asshole to my asshole is fine by me (this needs work)

Will they actually get paid, though.

Excelente

Turning a blankable canvas towards the camera for the internet to edit is the new Republican eating a corndog at the state fair. Keep up the good work, Gospodin President.

Alternative dress looking pretty good from here bro, no idea what you’re talking about

Don’t forget their equally gullible wives and girlfriends.

Marriage: is it a funeral? Discuss

Jalopnik sounds like the right place to be witnessed, shiny and chrome. See you in Valhalla.

It finally occurs to me who Trump and Conway remind me of: