Autocorrect: wtf is Kinja, r u drunk

Stick to turtle waxing, Missus McConnell

If only there were safety in numbers. Thanks to the electoral college, there ain’t.

Not to mention scandal/conflict of interest free.

Idk- at least it reveals his inability to handle complex issues. He simply grandstands with anything less.

The Trump press circus in a nutshell:

Or anyone running for the office. Maybe what’s good for the goose is good for the gander.

We already have Milo Yannoupolis in this century, so we already understand the mindset of a self-hating hypocrite. Not why it happens exactly, but it’s not “unpresidented” (in the parlance of the Compromised Cuck of the Free World).

What time is it tho

Yes, but the hilarity is lost on the rest of the food chain.

Say what you will about our destructively insatiable species- we are good at jokes.

Even you can see it.

‘Yes we can, yes we did...’ Yes. We. Will, Mr. President.

“Why is Sasha there? It’s a school night!” — Breitbart comment section, had she attended

¡Que rico!

“Wikia” psssh- more of Putin’s handiwork. “Blaster” is the term in every movie, sorry.

A true strongman is here now to protect us all, there will never be another terrorist attack under his watch. We are saved!

Let’s fix sentencing guidelines in the drug war first, maybe get lead pipes out of impoverished urban centers, then see what happens.

It’s going to be a long four years for people who can’t stomach dissent.

Wow they even predicted an Omarosa character- uncanny.