Snuff me.

I remember thinking as a kid, Lockhorns? Weird title Then I grew up and got married.

As long as Silicon Valley rocks the cradle, benighted we will remain.

They have a Poet Laureate now- hope springs eternal!

Counterpoint: Fresno

Any and all wouldbe LaVoy Finnicums are welcome to try. And John Wayne never said that.

Remember when other cultures seemed so backwards and laughable for believing in made up bullshit? Good ol’ October– yer gone too soon.

*”stop pretending to care”

I think the key word here is “unconciliatory”. While that may not officially be a word recognized in the dictionary, the implication is one of “we can pretend to stop caring, because we bought and sold the leader of the free world”.

Orange juice will make you an even fatter millenial, and Ashton Kutcher gets a cut of the action with every sip. Happy brunching, Chunk.

Take a knee during the National Anthem. Or fuck it- raise a fist.

Maybe the evidence wouldn’t have been withheld if he was white. You’re not very good at this.

Lol- a white VW Rabbit?

Attention whore

Shouldn’t it be a lemon?

Agreed, but I do appreciate the truly clever or the fun to figure out. Personal current favorite seen on the GG Bridge years ago: SCO ISH

‘Bama DMV seems fine with this one

Yoopers shafted again.

Hey whatever it takes

I was really hoping that was the guard before I read it.