The kind who hasn’t realized yet he is supposed to be the president for the entire nation, not just the less than half of the popular vote.

Even if he is impeached, he doesn’t have to step down. Remember- Bill Clinton was impeached by the House (and acquitted by the Senate), and Nixon resigned before he was impeached.

It’s too late, bro- chops are being licked as we speak

“Dick Cheney was a sucker”

We didn’t.

The first poisoning was a warning shot. The second one would’ve had polonium in it, tovarisch.

Collective nouns are great if sadly, not official. So far a “business of mongooses” is edging over a “curiosity of mongooses” for me.

Not so fine line between the electoral college and the will of the people

Condolences :(

It should be spelled cHidden Agendas, like challah bread, because you know...[makes big nose motion]. Wasted opportunity to tie it all together (spell it right)

Not aging well aside, time has also borne out how wrong he and his cohort are about almost everything. They’re batting .021 at best, and there will be no repercussions. There should be more justice meted out for people who divide a nation, encourage repression and thwart the American dream.

tl;dr conservatives buy our coffee and tip, too so no gloating after Tuesday or you’ll fuck it up for both of us

More cruelty, less patience generally speaking.

Amusingly warped logic, tovarisch

I’m sure Dylann Roof agrees ;)

Thank you, Groucho Marx.

She picked the wrong krill to die on.

He knows- he just doesn’t care.

More like Golden Taint amirite

The bbq isn’t much better. I mean, mustard based? GTFO