I, too, love being a straight white guy.

I hope he doesn’t step on any cracks for his mother’s sake. #schoolyardrhymejustice

Neat!

Cyber stalk and dox him here. Let us be the judge.

TOO WORDY

Nobody else though, no.

Yeah fer sure. Ok

Yay? Go Suits!

Last week I wrote some hedged shit about my uncle who drank himself to death waiting for a Cleveland win that you’ll never read, but then I realized I just made that up.

First time history I think they said, lead off homer in a Game 7? Amazing

I would’ve thought those nerds just lived on Soylent. ...huh...

How the strikers see it: How ‘bout a living wage, huh? huh?

Counterpoint: John Awesome is totally metal.

Worst. FMK. Evar.

Someone’s sending a message to the king: you won’t be around forever, old man

Fuck you honky

Now you’re the PC police? It is to laugh. Anyway, Italians are white.

He already thinks he’s Joe Pesci, or any other wannabe goombah when he gets on the mic (botta-bing pow!), and this is just further proof of his apparent worship of all things Goodfellas:

Hmmm....

Awww, he’s getting ready to count some Treadwells.