Did you burn down the house? Do you need an alibi? We were together the whole time.

I am the fiercest critic of Trump there is but I never understood the outcry of his call with Taiwan.

I just came here because I have to spill my guts and can’t do it anywhere else.

What?!

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I rather like this one.

What the ever loving fuck!!!! How are 90% of Americans not rioting in the streets about this?!!!!!!!!!!

Of course he does. And Trump is (again) being a six year old telling China, “well we don’t WANT the drone back anymore so THERE.

Oh that sucks. I’m sorry. It is a big deal. I’m proud of you.

Today I rehearsed with a choir for a solstice celebration that’s taking place tomorrow. We are performing Space Oddity and Age of Aquarius and the theme is space and everyone has to wear silver. It’s gonna be awesome.

She absolutely can complain! B/c she’s a vocal advocate for asian representation she then has to serve as personal informant for all other celebrities?? Fuck that! If Cho has been doing this for years then Swinton should read what Cho has already said! Or what any other advocate has written.

It’s not that Swinton contacted her to discuss it that’s the problem, it’s that she seemed to be looking for absolution more than information. She seemed to be asking Cho to tell her that the backlash was unwarranted, and then talked about her personal orientation to the issue when Cho explained the historical context…

It’s not up to Margaret Cho to alleviate Tilda Swinton’s white guilt. It’s not her job. She is not Representative Asian #4. If Swinton had mixed feelings, she has the money to avoid the role and choose something else. Once she chose to move forward and do the role, then who is benefiting from those guilt feelings,…

Nitpick: the “many Bothans” died to get the plans for the second Death Star.

/me pushes glasses up nose

He has bad taste. I’m sure his clothes are ill-fitting and his apartment interior a drab hell. Perhaps if he had put half the effort of his attempts to be high brow into actually watching the movie his is critiquing, we may have learnt something worthwhile about the film. Instead, we got a word salad that even the…

To pen an authentic and intellectual cinema review – the kind worthy of publication in America’s snootiest airport magazine – one must remember to include countless, such as it were, asides and clauses, seemingly without a purpose other than rendering one’s prose an inarticulate gruel of half thoughts, all while…

I keep thinking back to my high school English teacher. If I had turned that in as a sentence in an essay, he would have handed it back to me and said “You like to show off? How about you diagram this sentence for the class.”

It made a lot more sense once I read this:

The director of “Rogue One,” Gareth Edwards, has stepped into a mythopoetic stew so half-baked and overcooked, a morass of pre-instantly overanalyzed implications of such shuddering impact to the series’ fundamentalists, that he lumbers through, seemingly stunned or constrained or cautious to the vanishing point of…