I’m sure they’re much more excited about an immigrant taking Michelle’s job.

That picture makes me want to shave less- maybe I need my eyes checked but I couldn’t even tell.

They’re psyched to build sand castles on the deck of the Titanic. They never really wanted a functioning democracy in the first place- it was all about creative destruction for them

A blonde woman leaned over the guardrail to yell, “Better than killin’ babies!”

he does realize that we owe them 1.157 trillion dollars, right? i’m not sure what leverage he thinks we have in this economic situation.

So, on the one hand, the fact that China convinced the US and the rest of the international community to play along with the fiction that Taiwan is part of China still is bullshit. If Trump had a thought out policy regarding Taiwan’s right to self-determination I’d be nervous but not necessarily against it. However, I…

He is soooooooo dummmmmbbbbbbb

A blonde woman leaned over the guardrail to yell, “Better than killin’ babies!”

(And unless it gets dismantled in the process, challenging the Electoral College in this particular way could also leave us with the dangerous precedent of electors trying to independently decide who gets to be president.)

“who can destroy feminism in comments like this.”

I think the president should be the person who won more votes, the way votes are counted in America seems pretty retrograde.

I can totally see Reba fighting terrorism.

“You can churn that damn butter ‘til the cows come home but don’t you dare think I’m ever gonna spread it on my biscuits.”

I fucking love the sitcom Reba and I’m not even embarressed about it. It’s not “quality”, per se, but she’s a gem.

Based on previous experience, mine would slap a “sorry we missed you” tag on the door without ringing the bell, anyway.

They meet every Sunday for 16 out of 17 weeks from August to December in the Factory of Sadness on the Cleveland waterfront.

Well said. I’m also an atheist, but I may join the Satanic Temple, just for the hell of it.

And yet, they still are the only carrier who can’t find the door to my duplex, even with the most detailed delivery notes possible.

The satanic temple is like the only “religion” I respect at this point. Go Satan go!

On the pond in the National Mall.