by that standard, I gave up many delicious years ago

I wish I was as confident as Trump is, regarding things I know. He sees a tweet and is like “I KNOW THIS IS TRUE” I study something for years, dedicate thousands of hours to learn something, and some rando on the internet is like “mmm, are you SURE?” and I’m googling frantically to verify that 2+2=4.

“I’m still open-minded,” he told Chris Wallace. “Nobody really knows. Look, I’m somebody who gets it, and nobody really knows. It’s not something that’s so hard and fast.”

I feel the same way about “Leap Year,” and God help me, “What happens in Vegas.” Between both of those hokey movies, I doubt there is 5 minutes of believable human interaction, yet I adore them both.

No shame in the bad movie game. Last Holiday is another “good” one.

Letters to Juliet is a terrible movie that I absolutely love. Does that make sense? The reunion scene in the vineyard... aaah I could watch it over and over.

The story people were spreading on here was that Rudy fell asleep during a meeting, and Trump crossed his name off the list. Poor Rudy, it’s not easy for him to be out in the hours of daylight.

I’m not crying. You’re the one crying.

Too late about the Trump turnoff also.

Domenic. The. Christmas. Donkey.

NO NO NO NO NO!!!!! The worst Christmas song is “Christmas Shoes”.

There are too many good tunes to confine to two days.

I have been listening to Christmas music for hours while I marathon bake today. Can’t possibly get enough.

I like Christmas music. It cheers me up. But honestly lady, don’t be obnoxious. No loud music for hours on end. Headphones exist.

I’ll admit I got one for my sister. But she’s 8, and more concerned with acting out her mermaid transformation fantasy than actually staying warm.

Who wants to struggle in and out of a cocoon each time they have to get up? Isn’t getting off the couch hard enough in winter? Also, I like the versatility of my ancient couch blanket. When I’m sick I wear it like a cloak.

She’s young for a presidential candidate, she has amazing work ethic, she has stamina, she defers to specialists, she is pro-civil rights and the environment — I mean, why the fuck not. Without exaggeration she is galaxies better than what we’re looking at.

Madonna was interviewed before the show and was asked if she would consider running for president one day. She replied, “Maybe”. When asked what would be the first thing she’d do as president she replied that she would pay school teachers a whole lot more.

Today was nice. I spent the day with a friend (and former colleague) and we have this really lovely friendship that can seem a bit unconventional at times to others, mainly because of our age difference. I’m 34 and she’s 57. I’m single with no kids and she’s married with three daughters who are all in their early…

I broke my TV election night when Rudy Giuliani came on and declared that Trump’s win was the greatest thing to happen to America since we elected Andrew Jackson. Not the moon landing, or the polio vaccine, or winning World War II: these assholes think the best thing America ever did was committing genocide and…

She was also a very successful businesswoman selling beauty products and beautician training specifically for black women.