I’m sure it’s Aalborg Aquavit. I’d advise drinking the whisky first.

It’s Hans Island. I think Denmark wins by default.

I think you made this all up. I refuse to believe politics can still be charming ;-)

Hey, Ladies:

Perhaps you would like to take a break to help me round out my crew for my real life TailSpin? I’ve found a great lion mechanic and a monkey that makes a great margarita. I have a candidate for a bear that swares he can fly a plane, but he doesn’t have a commercial multi engine rating yet. He’s working on that though.

I love how open and loud she is about how creepy the obsession with her having a man and kids is.

I would argue that a woman in the public eye could loose weight by accident, but you don’t accidently work out for three hours a day.

You know, this is a good idea. However, I’ve been dreaming of creating a real-life “Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers” squad since 1989 and can’t seem to find the right chipmunks dedicated to the job. Why are chipmunks not reading up on what great leaders Chip and Dale were? Mice, too. I mean, all they seem to care about…

But oh man, having the time and money to spend three hours at the gym everyday with a personal trainer?

There’s a trench between the tracks that’s specifically there for you to lay in. The train will pass right over you and leave you relatively unharmed.

Who knew this movie was a prophecy?

I need to know what kind of snake it was so I can decide if it’s preferable to a brown recluse spider on a plane. The photo of the guy whose leg was bitten by the spider is way too gross to post.

Total agreement. These should be universal. But then, I think rail transportation should *also* be universal...!

Obviously if the train is coming you won’t have time, but if you are ever pushed or fall in while conscious, run as fast as you can to the far end of the platform. Gives the conductor more time to slow down and there’s a ladder you can actually climb up.

Centipedes are the ones that bite. So it could be worse!

He looks like the demented version of Ralphie from A Christmas Story. Ironically the actor who played Ralphie is all kinds of purr worthy as an adult.

Shoot, I’ve been here for going on six years at this point (you guys remember when unapproved commenters were pink, and you had to be lifted out by starred commenters? Remember disemvoweling?), and I’m eternally gray—if this “asking politely” thing works, I gotta give it a shot.

Curious as to how his views may have evolved on the issue of Oligarhs.

Jesus, this, next to terrorism, is my biggest fear in NYC. I always stand far back from the yellow line when the train is coming in and try to stand near a pillar (because I think that I could grab onto it. I probably couldn’t. But. You know).