"Those are some tremendous cans. Somebody needs to hire dis broad and have her do something for me, personally, right now. Melania, you're fired. "

It's Ann Coulter as idealized by, well…somebody.

Danny Boyle's Peep Show.

Who hasn't?

…or, "Whoa!"?

"If I only had a liver."

Bonfire of the Vanities 2: Enough with this Fucking Pirate Dressing Stuff.

I remember when I used to look forward to Harrison Ford movies.

"Terrific"

I reject the binary option. That "or" should be replaced by "and".

Tim Burton's Batman killed dozens, fairly indiscriminately. Fired rockets at the Joker, left one henchman burning to death…

Across the river Jahden. Farewell.

Hanson says everyone covers "MMMBop".

"Are you from far away?"

Feels like they missed a perfect opportunity for Mark Dacascos to yell, "A la cuisine!", dontcha think?

You can't fight crime with a macaroni duck.

Carole Lombard, I think.

Kanye Twitty.

It entirely made sense that Tim Armstrong created a rancid golem.

"These balloons blow up into any funny shapes?"