Details, Captain. Details.

And it's a good thing, because you're vastly better, Dave.

Mandatory fish stick response.

Full Disclosure: You were probably hospitalized due to your extreme dapperness more so than the hug.

NuDisqus! Look at you functioning properly, you rapscallion, you!

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PHRASING!!!

Key advantage of vampire-robot hybridism: Imperviousness to shenanigans of both the political and sports-related variety.

For you, Eric, I would do an entire Bunheads re-enactment.

Stagnation is but a precursor stage that everybody finds themselves in at one point or another. Don't you fret, dude. You're awesome :).

I'll allow it.

Hey dude! Not much, I'm afraid - just driftin', floatin', spittin' in the wind, and all that other general waywardness. The more important question is: How are you?!

Are you sure you're not in the Pocahontas Disney film? That might be a viable explanation. Either way, you can totes stand under my umbrella, dude - I am but a mouse click away!

Want to borrow an umbrella?

If anyone needs me I'll be in witness protection, because bongoes just threw me under a bus.

That's the nicest thing anybody's ever called me.

All I know for certain is this: Even if Community is gone forever, this place will always be here. Whether that constitutes a simple fact, a defiant stand, or a symbolic rebirth, I know it to be true.

That made me grin like a goofball.

*ruffles hair*

If the one down on Main Street is consistently tasty, but without any original topping combinations, then that's the winner.