*turns red*
Huzzah! Nailed it!
For realsies. Don't even get me started on the way they've started usyng their y's.
It's a nifty cross you just have the burden of bearing, Dave ;).
As you wish, dearest Glaz…
Glaz, I am certifiably bonkers; do you really need any more explanation than that?
An appropriate send-off if ever there was one, Eric.
You really do a terrible job of hiding it, Dave. Try to tone the handsome levels down a bit, will you?
I wholeheartedly approve of both options!
Possible Solution: bring a very cool/hip boom box with you one day and blast 90s boy bands over the rap music until your supervisors accept defeat.
Poor Dave. That guy's really taking a pounding in this conversation. Stephen really does love you, Dave! It's just a love that includes occasional poundings.
Nifty! I have that on my very long list of shows to catch up on. How's work going? Did they pass your motion to have the entire discography of the Backstreet Boys playing over the PA system? If not, you should totes riot.
SG!!! I reckon there are some much more dangerous Annie avatars around these parts - have you seen Dave lately? I don't trust those big blue eyes. He's hiding something, I tells ya. (Probably insane levels of dapperness, but still.)
I like to think you bellowed this with increasingly appropriate volume as inspiring music swelled in the background.
HEY LOKI! If I say I was stuck in an elevator, it's a super lame joke now, right? But enough of my terrible sense of humour: how are you?! What's shakin', dude?!
Listen, sometimes the wiring in my scanners get mildly tangled up, okay? Skynet maintenance is not all that it's cracked up to be, let me tell you.
In that case, may it go gently into the abyss of the interweb until we may have the good (mis)fortune to inhabit its (un)welcoming self once more!
I have a very dorky question: did TinyChat get a proper goodbye when it was put to rest? If not, I am going to say some words on behalf of that kooky sentient being, so humour me for a moment…
D'aww, that's the spirit! True love really does conquer all, even pesky marriages.