All has been lovely! I'm chatting with you and lots of other splendid folks on here right now, so it really couldn't be anything but. How are you doing? I know losing AB to the sanctity of marriage is probably tough, but just remember you will always have a special place in both his heart and little black book.

And it was your mention that made me appear! I'm like a less demanding version of Beetlejuice!

*ruffles hair*

Bleep bloop, hiss hiss.
(That translates to, "Hi Dave!" in VampBot.)

It's cool beans, I already said my goodbyes to Clark Gable decades ago.

Curses! You beat me to it.

I'm partial to blood sacrifices.

No worries! I shall take 'em to my grave! (Then again, I'm an immortal vampire-robot, which means this is a fairly meaningless pledge, but the sentiment still stands.)

I may or may not have photographic evidence, it is too early to tell. (Except that it isn't, and I absolutely do, muahaha.)

That's the one! I did not know he could kick so high. He's deceptively nimble!

Alex did the Rasputin dance. No description will ever do it remote amounts of justice, so instead, try to imagine how amazeballs it was in your mind's eye and then multiply that by infinity. This should put you in the general arena!

My name is sll03 and I endorse this comment.

His dancing skills totes rival John Travolta, so at the very least, it's partially accurate.

SHENANIGANS. You can't use MY jokes on yourself first!

OF OCCAM :D

I got a new fake gun! It makes me barely recognizable.

I have a severe allergy to pollen, okay? And also commitment.

That sounds absolutely splendid - I shall see you then :).
Thankfully, my New Year's did not involve any mysterious ticking time bombs, which is simultaneously a good and bad thing because while it means I avoided explosive destruction, it also means I missed out on an opportunity to re-enact The Potter Puppet Pals…
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Merry Christmas, Eric!

There really isn't any further argument required. I also feel extremely proud of your pop culture-related disobedience and ensuing necessary cover up. It's making me wonder if I may be a bad influence, so… eat your vegetables and whatnot, young lady!
(Nailed it.)