[farts]

For lack of a better word, I think it was pizza.

I am so sorry for not being here when it happened. I am so, so deeply sorry. Is everybody okay? What can I do?

Heck yeah I did! I've been wearing my t-shirt with all kinds of blueberry pride ever since it arrived last month. I'm jealous of your fancy download link!

She intimidated me sexually, that's for sure. Granted, most people do, but still.

Huzzah! I am so frakking pumped for this movie.

A great thought with another thought's hat on if ever there was one.

Hey Polar Bears! Happy Birthday, dude! As a present, I got you not one, but two new episodes of Community! You are welcome.

MINUSES ARE MADE UP!

"In other news, is your baby trying to kill you?" - Robin Scherbatsky

FEZ! We miss you and your dapperness! Happy October 19th!

You always were our knight in shining armor.

Does completing this reference mean you have to kiss Jim Belushi?

It's possible I just audibly "Awwwwwwwwwww'd" so loudly it startled the puppy sleeping next to me and now he looks all grumpy. On top of the fact that I interrupted his peaceful slumber, I suspect he knows it was spurred on by cats. Oopsies. Still, totally worth it!

Probably because you should be getting all the hugs, NBC. All the hugs, I say!

Is it silly that I find it absolutely wonderful you of all people were able to see this unfold? That's just the cat universe aligning, that is.

Fishsticks have been made for other shows that aired after Season 3 ended and while Season 4 aired, so it stands to reason the fishstick chef simply boycotted Season 4… much like an adorable BrittaBot I know…

I interpret this as an admission of your involvement in maintaining that site, Digi. I knew it was one of us!

It is possible there will be new fishsticks this weekend. This makes me inordinately happy.

Coffee Crisp is perfection in chocolate bar form - who wouldn't want to be one? They'd have to be a crazy person, which I am, but that is a minor detail.