Occam! Do you remember when Regional Holiday Music was just a little wee baby review and only a few hundred comments old? I do; some of my absolute fondest memories of that time involve getting to know you. Today, we recognize Occam's Blazer as a puntastic guy with an ardent love for all things sports, Pokémon, R.E.M,…

Now, now, this Carl Bernard Somelastname may be rather unlucky in the surname department, but that doesn't mean he isn't a nice fellow. Unless he watches CBS instead of you, then he totes sucks.

Not as much as I miss every single thing about you, Occam :).

TheDirte! Please accept a delayed leaping high five on behalf of myself for loving The Land Before Time and October Sky and for being one of the very few people who have referenced Dawson's Creek on this website. I unfortunately didn't have the opportunity to tell you this when it was initially posted, but your…

Hey Wallflower! I miss your "Wallflower is listening to…" feature! It was always a uniquely informative and inspiring read. Your prose made it instantly apparent the music you were discussing truly meant something to you; it was a delightful thing to be a part of. Stop by more often, ya hear?!

Nah, Birdie doesn't waste her time with petty felonies.

Hehe. You used the phrase "building blocks" in a sentence that involved LEGO. I see what you did there. Also, I do not doubt for a second that if you asked any given network to join you for some casual, primetime drinks, they would leap at the chance to enjoy your company. But, if all else fails, I recommend…

Oh my!

Aww gee. You are so sweet; I am incredibly flattered. My pigmentation is going positively bonkers as I type and that is not an exaggeration.

Aww! You just always know exactly what to say!

Absolutely!

In that case: Birdie, if you ever need to discuss life choices, I am but a mouse click away :).

For you, I would wait until the three hundredth date.

You're right - this post is shenanigans.
*hugs*

Sorry, buddy. It's not my fault you're so handsome!

Hey Digi! I have recently accepted the undeniable truth that all news outlets would come to a crashing halt without you. Ignoring your endlessly polite, considerate, kind and welcoming disposition, you would still be absolutely integral to this group: you keep us connected. The grade round-ups, promotional videos,…

/hugs :D

Artist's rendition of Dave. Hehe.

Aww, look at you trying to be all formidable!

You two are so silly.