Doc! What it comes down to is this: I heart you more than I heart Harry Potter :).

Hi Narrator! I find myself at a loss when it comes to describing what an unbelievable person you are, mainly because I literally cannot believe someone as young as yourself could be so completely all-knowing. You write with an easy sophistication, you make instantly shrewd observations, and your fierce devotion to…

Hey Shinigami! Let me state this simply, but in no way plainly: you are an extraordinary human being. Your presence brings with it an innate joy that I am unfortunately unable to adequately capture. You are known for your cat gifs, introspective pop culture essays, spur-of-the-moment FOCs, and poignant childhood…

Randy! You are the best chronicler ever. Without you, we wouldn't have The FAFPM Table of Contents, know which episodes have maintained the elusive community A grade, or been treated to the occasional 2007 throwback. The hours of entertainment you have provided through various hilarious gimmick accounts is invaluable;…

PolarBears! I miss seeing your avatar around these parts. Wherever you are and whatever you are doing, please know that you were - and always will be - a part of this place.

He knows you're an adorable curmudgeon.

Aww shucks, that is the sweetest and most incidentally red-turning thing anyone's ever said to me.

That is absolutely cool! If you do ever wish to satiate a Skynet craving with something new, I very highly recommend The Sarah Connor Chronicles. With regards to the films, I cannot at all blame you for wanting to preserve the epicness of the first two by foregoing the latter two - cherish them, dude. Cherish!

You're such a nutter.
*hugs*

Oh you <3.

Aww. Hug it out, dude! (And I promise, I won't fake kill you.)

FINE THEN.

Hey there, Reuelb! You are such a trooper, dude. I have such respect for you and your convictions. You take everything in stride, even when it would be all too easy to retreat or retaliate; that is the mark of an individual with a strong sense of self and maturity, both of which are qualities quite worth commending.…

*ruffles Narwhal's hair*

Birdie! Watching you grow up into a young woman over the past year has been nothing short of heart-warming. You have no reservations about who you are or how you feel; it is an exceedingly rare quality and I applaud you for mastering it. You are fun, quirky, much smarter than you think you are, and insanely…

Jmunney! You're the best for championing Brie Larson and I always thoroughly enjoy your Dream Theatre comments. Even before the shenanigans of NuDisqus, you made a point of replying to and Liking older posts that had fallen off the main page; it was incredibly kind of you and did not go unappreciated or unnoticed.…

Howdy Hector! You, young squire, are a seriously nifty dude. You are undeniably charming, remarkably funny and so very eloquent with your more analytical comments. Add to that your support for Arsenal, your never-ceasing reliability for superhero movie critiquing/geeking, your rightfully forcing us all to watch Les…

Hi NBC! We have never been formally introduced, but please know that witnessing your gradual integration into this group over the last several weeks has been truly moving. Opening up to new people is never easy, let alone dozens of new people all at once and in a rather unconventional setting. Your enthusiasm for…

Pulp! You support the Leafs even though you live in Winnipeg, ergo, you are a national hero. The snippets of drawings you have shared with us over the years are also crazy good; you are very talented and I sincerely hope you continue to make them. Recently, I've noticed you have been feeling a little down with regards…

Hey SBT! You rock in a most elegant way. You're incredibly intelligent, ridiculously insightful, and insanely worldly. Yet, the main reason you are so utterly fantastical is actually quite simple: you are a genuinely good person. All of those other qualities are just cherries on what is already a delicious…