“Congressman-elect Greg Gianforte was sentenced to 40 hours of community service, 20 hours of anger management and a $385 fine after pleading guilty to assaulting a journalist.”

“D.C. Attorney General Karl A. Racine and Maryland Attorney General Brian E. Frosh are suing the president, alleging “unprecedented constitutional violations.” The suit is taking aim at Trump’s business entanglements—here’s an extremely overwhelming list of his conflicts of interest—from which he has refused to…

Now let’s hope the SC won’t hear the case.

“Just let me explain. I’ll concentrate. If I’m trying to level, keep this level, in your mind. This draws my attention away and my concentration.”

Yeah, I read “right-wing populist party” and almost choked on my own dick.

The last bit is why she didn’t entirely get owned: her deal with the DUP may make things even more terrifying. The DUP makes the Tea Party look like Joe Manchin.

This motherfucker right here.

The statute of limitation needs to fucking die.

I just pretended it said Tonight Show with Jimmy Connors. That helped.

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

The Fox Robots were neat, like, fifteen years ago. Now it’s like “Oh look, they’re still doing that... k.”

We live in interesting times FartInTheWind, interesting times.

i legit miss Jacked Up, even though I know its terrible. My existence is confusing.

I just want my dumb FOX robots fighting each other or catching a pass or something.

On one hand what he said was incredibly stupid and terrible. On the other I do enjoy” Are you ready for some football” but on the third why do they waste money on flashy intro songs and openings? Do they gain any viewers from it compared to a simple opening graphic and the announcer bringing us in?

Jfc.

In other news news, there was this whatthefuckery over at CNN with the National Spelling Bee champ.

“I think, nowadays, sadly, money trumps patriotism. Especially, recently, I personally feel like we’re not really very patriotic, the country, in a certain sense. They want these movies to succeed internationally, so they’re going to dial back.”

Stacey! Take my MONEY!

Now this gives me hope. I’d love to see her elected, of course, but the most important thing we can do for 2018 is challenge them everywhere. Press them for every seat, run in every election, push them and bleed them for cash and make this a goddamn fight for once.