How are there so many members of government who don’t know what freedom of speech means? It protects you from the government. No one else.

If you’re a white person, and you’re not a professor of linguistics giving a seminar on the history of racial epithets to postgrads, stop it. Stop it now. Whatever the situation, even in “irony” [and from your perspective without malice], you’ve radically misjudged the mood. Stop it.

Well then why is it that when I read this in a Kentucky accent all I hear is “drrr drr DRRRR drrr Benghazi?”

“You enjoy your life before somebody kills you.”

They are mindful to use ‘fricking’ instead of ‘fucking’ just in case any children happen to be listening to their death threats

It gives me extra satisfaction that Bloomberg is wealthier than Trump, because I know that must drive Trump nuts.

I thought this was a race joke at the mayonnaise part, but then quickly realized it was a weight joke once you got to cookie dough.

At some point, we just need to accept that Jason Whitlock knows on which side his bread is buttered, salted, slathered in mayo, covered in bacon and cheese, dusted with flour, dipped in an eggwash, rolled in breadcrumbs and deep-fried.

Hi, Jason Whitlock!

Mike Hill is a sportscaster on FS1, the network Whitlock works for. Why are you so stupid?

I can’t stand Lavar Ball but this may be the greatest insult I’ve ever seen regarding this sellout: “Jason Whitlock can’t comment on anything but snacks.”

In Martellus Bennett’s defense, every end of the pool is shallow after Jason Whitlock does a cannonball.

And then I’m gonna go up to my fourth-floor apartment and continue to do whatever the hell it is I want to do.

I’m gonna say the slightly obvious here, but Greg Howard did Deadspin and the world a great service by exposing this goddamn malicious phony for what he is.

Measured, reasoned and informative. All the things Whitlock is not.

Being a Trump is the only thing traumatizing Barron.

Honestly my post could have just been this image.

You know, if the photo had been of Kathy & a cardboard cut out of Trump with little drops of blood coming out of his ears, and around other areas, with the phrase “she had blood coming out of.......” I think this may have gone a lot better. With Kathy dabbing at the blood in an attempt to clean it up. Maybe funnier…

What in the Earth-shitting hell is going on here? She’s a very smart woman. Lisa Bloom is a very smart woman.

Most frustrating are all the moron Trump supporters who couldn’t tell you the first thing about the Paris Climate Agreement or how it works, besides Obama supported it, but are thrilled beyond belief by this move because it means “The US is no longer getting screwed by other countries”

Sadly, this never gets old.