However, the sexual assault during the Red Wings game did not occur between periods.

Religion is just fucked. You want to be a good person you know what to do, you don’t need a book or a benevolent deity to espouse being a decent human. The amount of horrible shit that’s happened cause people are afraid that when they die their just fucking dead and not in fairy wonderland is insane.

Kellyanne is Salacious Crumb. Trump is a dumb-downed Jabba. I’ve actually thought about a lot which member of the Trump’s crew corresponds to which Jabba’s palace denizen. Kushner and Pence share the role of Bib Fortuna, Bannon is the Rancor, Sean Spicer is that gangly loud mouth thing they added to the prequels, Eric…

It’s almost like people who hate women and muslims don’t understand either.

A fitting metaphor since the prodigal son was a dumbass who coasted through life on his Dad’s money.

I AM FILING THE PAPERS TO ADOPT KELLY OUBRE JR. AS MY SON RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Nobody says ‘there’s more left in the tank’ without cutting Sam Hinkie a royalty check.

Where are all of the hysterical Republicans that were complaining about the Clinton Foundation? Fuck all of them.

Today I just feel like crying. As much as I know this is just the first step and it still had to go to the Senate where the road is fraught with perils....I just want to cry. The fight isn’t lost, but something was lost today. All I can hope is when the dust settles it turns out what was lost is a lot of those…

Acting like they’d won the superbowl when it hasn’t even passed in the Senate yet, to say nothing of the moral shittiness of the bill itself.

• The State Department promoted Ivanka Trump’s new book on Twitter, a likely violation of a federal rule. [Huffington Post]

Based on his career, I’m assuming when Oher confronted the Uber driver, he speed-rushed outside and sacked Oher’s friends.

I posted this is in the initial AHCA post, but there were 600+ comments so I’m sure it got lost. I just wanted to share my experience today in DC because it was so utterly sickening:

Here’s the thing...It’s all about the mid-term election in 2018, and that’s increasingly looking doable for Democrats to take over the House. If they do, Trump is doomed. Armed with subpoena powers, multiple committees will be investigating this administration, releasing his tax returns, and possibly preferring…

Dear Republicans:

“passing ... through the State House last week in a vote of 87-0.

Okay, today sucks on Jez. It’s been bad news after bad news. This is May the Fourth, people. It’s supposed to be the day we celebrate a series of three really great movies, three meme-factory movies, one rose-tinted glasses movie and one “Is this really the same series?” movie that are all centered around the good…

Adoption agencies declaring that they’ll shut down and make all those poor babies just suffer without parents unless you give them what they want are essentially Sheriff Bart from Blazing Saddles holding a gun to his head.

This is what happens when you have a country where right-wing Republicans are more likely to show up to vote than left-wing or moderate Democrats. I’ve already seen obnoxious purity leftists pop up on my facebook feed to complain that they’ll never vote for Democrats again because [insert stupid reason here].