i want back into the matrix.

My parents always hoped for a doctor.

Idk man I call my fiance Mr. Pibber. I’m marrying a can of soda though

Trust me, white nonsense abounds.

I feel this way when anyone I like and respect gets pregnant. Just a little part of me dies inside.

It’s like Bruce gives girl babies gigantism of the head and chin. So uncool, Bruce, so damn uncool.

If Ollie is anything like the cats I’ve known in my life, she’s probably still in her enclosure somewhere not giving a damn about the people who are frantically looking for her. She’ll come out in a couple of days and pretend she has no idea what all the fuss is about.

What next?

No way I’d back out! I’ve been trying to figure out how to move there for years - now I don’t even have to move to be a Canadian!

I’m becoming more convinced each day that we’re in a simulation and the night shift guy is just toying with us for his own sick delight. Fuck everything. I just hope the simulation administrators aren’t Mormon.

Quit it. We aren’t your fucking plan B.

If you wanna get deep, you could argue the nationalism and islamophobia post 9/11 has pervaded and mutated into one of the main factors of electing Trump and that it was Bin Laden’s goal all along. Not the actual election of Trump persay, but the bet that the introduction of a spark of chaos into our society would…

“There’s no such thing as global warming. Chinese con. It’s a bigly lie. Let me tell ya, I know. They tried to run something similar on me, but you know what happened? I didn’t let them. Because that’s how a real businessman deals with these things. Doesn’t even matter how I ... What? Really? Proof? *Guffaw* Right…

Jinni linked this the other day.... Its a fairly accurate answer to your question http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/01/america-you-look-like-an-arab-country-right-now-214678

As far as I can tell, the positive benefits are based on the presumption that Mexicans do not have ladder technology.

You would also think that Republicans would be FURIOUS that the federal government is trying to mess with cities, because shouldn’t that be a State’s right?!

I have found that I have absolutely no interest in anything but politics now. Everything else is meaningless and meant to distract us from what is important. People keep saying “lets move on” but I say “To fucking what?”

Are you implying Conway is an animated corpse and that is why her hair is so horrible?

She’s a sentient pile of old hay.