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A male feminist walks into a bar

“She pulled on her bra one boob at a time, in a totally normal woman fashion.”

this was beautiful, and rings very true.

Nope, too soon. It’s none of my business and I’m glad they’re all happy but all the hair stands on the back of my neck when this happens

He was too great of a character to kill off too early.

No.

Dude is smuggling a geoduck in his pants.

I concur. Males are illogical by nature and prone to prosterics (the masculine counterpart of hysterics, which I just coined and urge everyone to use freely).

I am not Catholic, but my theory is that if there is a loving and benevolent God, we totally did not understand what she/he was trying to tell us and just went off and did our own thing. Perhaps we are not God’s children. Perhaps we are God’s cats. God says, “Love thy neighbor,” and we hear, “Knock that full water

I personally think we should broadcast every single execution on tv. Preempt any other programming. Kids should have to watch it in school. If the American public wants death, give them so much they choke on it.

Should a Jehovah’s witness boss be able to not cover blood transfusions?

I think they did know and they didn’t care. Private prisons are a huge lobbying group who push hard for draconian sentences and keeping pot illegal. Politicians know that claiming to be tough on crime gets voter response, prisons get built in their districts which create jobs, and they get lobbying money. It really is

I hope this is a step to outlawing this perversion of justice.

The problem is he has no idea, at 70 years old, how to tie a tie. He ties it so long it’s slapping his ballsack, so the narrow end doesn’t reach the loop on the back of the wide end. So he does something that would occur only to a moron who can’t tie a tie and he gets out the scotch tape. The cluelessness and

Hello? Did somebody wish upon my avatar?

Garters?! Too fancy for a Real American like Donald.

Personally, I grip my phone with my butt cheeks and try to awkwardly look at it. And then I hurt myself because I forget that I’m not young anymore and then I drink until I look like Steve Bannon.

Honestly, I really dig that haircut on dudes. *hides under desk*

“Targeted”? Who is supposedly targeting vulnerable people to persuade them to transition? The medical profession? Other trans people? This sounds a lot like TERF propaganda. Which I wouldn’t trust if I were you — they tend to make things up. Every study I’ve ever seen shows that the rate of regret and