To celebrate, tell a baldface lie to a loved one to mask your insecurities.

Here it is: white women NEVER want to be blamed. Ever. I can’t count the number of times I have heard white people argue that one black person represents all black people. But somehow you are exempt from this methodology? The division is not false, it is super real, and your comment shows exactly why we still live…

This feels like a metaphor for his entire time in office. Look grand but turns out it was stolen from someone else and it’s fake inside.

Liberals need to start becoming more comfortable adopting some alarming mindsets before we all end up in camps or something

I’ll really miss having a first lady who’s capable of making facial expressions.

Mariah Carey is the worst, man. Yeah, her continued insistence in “shading” all these other singers is darkly amusing, but c’mon man, have a little humility. Mariah Carey is literally only relevant today because she has a hardcore (relatively speaking, obviously) fanbase from the 90s, and because she made one of the…

Aging, Increasingly Irrelevant Pop Singer Hates The Youngs

“Children of the Corn: The Golden Years.”

We should hack their election and have Hillary Clinton win it, then we can all move to Russia....it’s possible I haven’t thought this through.

Is anything ever actually said unless a man says it though, really?

Just as absurd as a virgin birth, walking on water, multiplying fish and loaves of bread, transubstantiation, and rising from the dead in my opinion. Religions are absurd.

And even when that sacred sperm meets up with an egg, the rest of them die. Millions! Dead!

Rachel Dolezal’s modeling career is off to an auspicious beginning.

it’s a fucking sin to jerk off, it will always be one to get an abortion.

I’m just going to let the great President Meyer (great compared to Trump) say what needs to be said.

I’m getting young Norm Macdonald after two bottles of wine.

But all of trump’s fingers are pinky fingers.

There have been a couple of times I wondered whether he actually has dementia. It would account for the aggression, word salad, allround weird behavior. If you see clips from 10 years ago, it’s like watching a different man.

I think we can have empathy for the parents and understand they were victims too without saying that they have no culpability in what happened to their daughters.

They are way too sensitive. Ballet is for white at least middle class women because unless you are really good you make no money doing it. So, it’s privileged women whining about appropriation.