Please tell her or she'll be yet another insufferable child who thinks they invented everything.
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I think fetuses should be represented by fetal lawyers, lawyers that are also fetuses. That makes sense to me.
There is a world of difference between a coma and brain death.
"Also, you have no idea what I'm saying because you were born profoundly deformed and died with minutes."
Things I have learned:
Men are just stupid enough to get caught more often because they never learned the lesson of sitting still and being quiet.
Basically what you're saying is that writing about second-hand trauma is unacceptable because it's not about the person who experienced the original trauma, yes? This is a stupid and, yes, unfeeling way of looking at it. You don't have to experience trauma first hand to be affected by it, and your feelings are still…
Yeah, this is true. Leave my cervix alone, long penises. That is not for you. That is mine. Do not touch. Thank you.
I dunno... maybe she just shouldn't have swallowed that IUD in the first place.
I have a weird self-image in which I think I am waaaay more attractive than I actually am. So, like, in my head, I am walking around being just the sexiest, and then I'll see an actual photo of myself and be jerked back to reality. I mean, I still like the way I look, but I wonder, "Where is the vibrancy that I feel…
See, I'd like to be all "aww, my husband and me could totally be that couple when we're old <3 <3," but my husband is such a baby when he's sick that my (hypothetical) demented ass would still be the one taking care of him and making sure he's okay :P
As usual, my comment will stay in the greys because apparently I will always be part of the Gawker underclass.
I think Nelson Muntz said it ones. SIMPSONS 4 ever!
I think she wrote into Dear Prudie this week!
Uhm. I could have a thousand kit kats for what my computer cost but I still need my fucking computer to do my work every day (so I can buy kit kats).
And wasn't Bonne Bell the first roll-on lip gloss? Remember the little glass bottles with a roller ball applicator like a deodorant?
I don't comment very much so I'm not bothered by being in the greys. But sometimes I'll see comments that are troll-ish and wonder how THAT person got out of the greys.
Women famously still can't drive